The Spoonbill Generator

There hast never been a thing more shiny [jm]

As thy bald head in the early morning sun [F]

Except selenium mirrors all tiny [Apsley]

And diarrhea newly run [Kansas Sam]

There has never been a thing more junky [F]

As your pimpled face in the rear-view mirror [mikestand]

You look 'Sex Pistols' retro-funky [F]

Enough to make a Kiwi flee in terror [Beefy ]

There hast never been a thing more looming [chaise]

As mine own motor vehicle driving test [jm]

I've twice been ticketed for vrooming [Karin]

I'm the lawman's favorite pest [F]

There has never been a thing more spongy [Beefy ]

As the ashen matter in your numb skull [Kansas Sam]

You look 'Nirvana' pseudo-grungy [jm]

Trigger's waiting. Pull, boy. Pull. [chaise]