The Everlasting Pets
My cat is too fat
And falls from walls when licking his alternatives
My monkey is hunky
And flings those things when everyone's watching
My pig is too big
And chews all my shoes 'til I can't get them on
My giraffe is a laugh
And necks with techs, (the ones that are sexy)
My hake is a flake
And his nose grows, just like Pinocchio's
My gnat is kersplat
And flat as a sprat or as a quashed hat
My mouse is a souse
And chucks on my mukluks each drop that he sucks
My donkey is so funky
And passes the gas like any good ass
My bird is absurd
And crashes and smashes at all of my bashes
My cod is a god
And this site he might smite, if we don't get it right
My Canary is too hairy
And the fella is yella - we call him Stella
My whale is too pale
And blows his nose instead of his hole
Contributors: | Lee, chaise, Beefy, Karin, Big Andy, loaf, F, Kansas Sam, jm, Anon., Karin and Mark, Nigel Sly, archaeopteryx. |
Poem finished: | 19th January 2004 by Kansas Sam. |