The Spoonbill Generator

The Dimmer-Switch Disease

Jeeze, I can't find my knees [(trad)]

I'm embonpoint--what's worse, I often sneeze [F]

Damn, don't know who I am [Big Andy]

But I know that my arm is the size of a ham [F]

Everybody knows the french make cheese [Nigel Sly]

Though all things told, they're rather hard to please [F]

Hold her in your arms you can feel her disease [Stacy Alexander]

Contracted from a swarm of killer bees [Beefy ]

Addiction is just a word we can't do without [Ezio]

Addition is what missing a 'c' is about [jm]

Blast, I can't go so fast [Beefy ]

But I go well enough that I'm never in last [Ethetran]


Contributors: (trad), F, Big Andy, Nigel Sly, Stacy Alexander, Beefy, Ezio, jm, Ethetran.
Poem finished: 21st January 2004 by Anon..