The Spoonbill Generator

I've got a brand new bathroom [Ethetran]

Albeit lacking taps [Roland]

The window overlooks next door [chaise]

The door is always locked [Beefy ]

From both sides ... [loaf]

I've got a brand new coin - toss [chaise]

Albeit lacking tails [loaf]

The side has landed on the floor [jm]

The floor will not be mocked [Beefy ]

Yet abides ... [jm]

I've got a brand new fore-brain [Roland]

Albeit lacking cents [asdf]

The dark gray matter lines its core [jm]

The core that's halfway cocked [loaf]

Buys the chides [jm]