The Spoonbill Generator

What are the odds [Roland]

That fifteen sods [Apsley]

Should come to think as one? [Roland]

That they such discrete matter [Apsley]

As bathing-trunks and batter [loaf]

And have so much unbridled fun [Lee]

Who would have thought [Beefy ]

That fourteen ought [Ethetran]

Could have a meeting of the minds? [jm]

That we could open our hearts [Beefy ]

Like so many surgery parts [jm]

Without getting blood on the blinds? [Beefy ]

How can you tell [jm]

When you're in Hell? [loaf]

Oh well. [archaeopteryx]