A Plurality Because Of Our Nausea
Let's not forget the little ones
For nits will soon be lice
And if we all stick to our guns
They'll not breed more than twice
Though twice is plenty: breeding pairs
Can cause the loss of more than hairs
My cousin's cousin – Creaky Bill –
Is on friendly terms with vermin
But these he does not like to kill
He's tickled by their squirmin'
The weevil, cockroach and the vole
- Giggles from Bill they oft cajole
And thus, before his grave is dug
- Ere Bill is food for worms -
The postman decimates the pug
And peels the pachyderms
The better to array the corpus
As dinner for a porpoise
Contributors: | loaf, Kansas Sam, Roland, Ethetran, Beefy, Karin, Apsley. |
Poem finished: | 2nd February 2004 by Beefy. |