The Spoonbill Generator

I wandered lonely as a nerd [Grayman]

You may think that's absurd [Beefy ]

When all at once I saw some geeks [Karin]

Devouring twenty curried leeks [Apsley]

I rubbed my eyes--the pain, the pain! [Irene]

I'd rubbed my contacts in again [Apsley]

A host of golden dancing lights [Grayman]

Reminded me to buy some tights [Beefy ]

And when my eyes again were clear [Irene]

I realised -- I love you, dear [Beefy ]

A nerd in tights, though, could you love? [Irene]

Why do you answer "God above!"? [Beefy ]