The Spoonbill Generator

To polevault, or to stay in bed? [loaf]

The daily conundrum I dread [Karin]

When peering out into my shed [Apsley]

To glisten, or to take a walk? [Beefy ]

At making the choice my Granny did balk [Karin]

Whenever the parrot would talk [baoloa]

To wander, or to order in? [Beefy ]

Or just root throught the litter bin [Grayman]

In search of someone's cast-off gin [Beefy ]

To switch it, or to watch a dud? [Kansas Sam]

Or dream of handsome Doctor Rudd [Beefy ]

Whose deferens vas got nipped in bud [Kansas Sam]