The Spoonbill Generator

Crumpets, muffins and baguettes [Apsley]

And small choux pastry buns [Beefy ]

These are now my only pets [Roland]

I never take them to the vet's [Beefy ]

Nor out on country runs [loaf]

Croissants, scones and treacle tarts [Beefy ]

I like them every one [Apsley]

And when the palpitation starts [Beefy ]

And leads to many noisy farts [Apsley]

I open up The Sun [Beefy ]

All confections, in a dish, [Apsley]

Are edible, you know [Anon.]

From fruit to fowl, from nuts to fish [Beefy ]

You can ingest whate'er you wish [Anon.]

And watch your gizzard glow [loaf]