The Spoonbill Generator

People from Purley like getting up early [Beefy ]

And shaving before they make tea [loaf]

But, if they do not, they get all surly [Apsley]

Which seems fairly silly to me [loaf]

With hair long and lank, and not really curly [Apsley]

The burghers of Eton enjoy getting beaten [Grayman]

And swirling old cream in their tea [Apsley]

But burgers of Wimpy exist to be eaten [Grayman]

Then vomited up in the sea [Apsley]

A culinary crime spree that no man can sweeten [Grayman]