The Spoonbill Generator

She's known as Nell, down in Camberwell [(trad)]

Where the locals all eat turkey [Apsley]

And what she does, I cannot tell [Anon.]

The truth is somewhat murky [loaf]

She's a sprightly gal, and her sister, Sal, [Beefy ]

Is, shall we say, quite 'perky' [Anon.]

She'll do any favour for a pal [Beefy ]

If you can dodge the turnkey. [Nigel Sly]

For Sal and Nell like to raise old hell [Apsley]

And set men's hearts a-spinning [Beefy ]

And what they do, they do so well [Ethetran]

Though some would call it sinning [Beefy ]

For many think they are quite rude and even prodigal [Apsley]

Although their ways are winning [Beefy ]

For though Sal dresses quite well, Nell is a rather shoddy gal [Grayman- Sorry about this]

and her lank blonde hair is thinning [madmarge]

She's known as Nell, down in Camberwell [(trad)]

Where the locals keep their counsel [loaf]

But when she fell from the carousel [Grayman]

Her ringlets all a-bouncel [Beefy ]

She cried, quite emphatic, "Damn! Bloody hell!" [erie]

And laid about the scoundrel [Beefy ]

then dashed to chase the equine disk [Scott Renick]

And gave it quite a poundrel [Grayman]