Surprise Dentistry
At a quarter past one on the fifteenth of May
My trousers fell down as I rolled in the hay
The mice started giggling, on seeing my thong
I ventured to tell them it wouldn't take long
To thrash them from here to the bay of Hong Kong
If they rat-out my pubic toupée
At a quarter to three on the fifteenth of June
I shaved all the fur off my favorite raccoon
The crows started cawing, on seeing him bare
So I quickly concealed him under a chair
Where he could don the queen's underwear
And murmur her signature tune
At a quarter past five on the fifteenth of March
I tied up McRonald and chopped down his arch
The crowd started cheering, they thought it was fun
That clown got McRibbed as he baked in the sun
No more will we munch BSE in a bun
And McRonald still swings from a larch
Contributors: | erie, Apsley, Kansas Sam, Beefy, asdf, Ethetran, Karin. |
Poem finished: | 9th May 2004 by Apsley. |