Zarathustra Lurking In The Out-tray
Colossal, in a home-made hat
Bought from some colossal twat,
Our nether hostage beckons
To the thief who reckons
To Play at being mental is to have ones life incidental
Cavities are incremental and so very, very dental
That only a colossal hat
Can crown a Kopf so fat
Pretentious, in a hand-made shirt
Hired from some precocious squirt
Our erstwhile playmate gushes
To the monk who blushes
To Pray to the Almighty is to make oneself seem flighty
So prey on Aphrodite to learn the wrong from righty
That only a pretentious shirt
Can keep the Czar alert
| Contributors: | Roland, Apsley, loaf, Nigel Sly, erie, Beefy, Kansas Sam, asdf. |
| Poem finished: | 11th May 2004 by Beefy. |