My Cardboard Mother
Dressing as a helicopter
In the line of stars
Two insipid adjutants
Cursed with fatal impotence
Belch into a vase
Painted as a lepidopter
Lacking only guile
Two intrepid alchemists
Blessed with rather talcy wrists
Fart into a phial
Envoi
Ten subtle priests intoned
As eau-de-Nil was cloned
"Everybody must get stoned!"
Contributors: | Roland, Apsley, F, Beefy, (trad). |
Poem finished: | 1st July 2004 by Ethetran. |