The Spoonbill Generator

We Never Boycott Oversights

Got a nice new jersey       [Roland ]

With tasteful zig zag stripes       [Ethetran ]

But dropped it in the Mersey       [Roland ]

While drunk       [Beefy ]

'Twas a sin so natty       [Roland ]

They had to clear the court       [Beefy ]

Of spunk       [Apsley ]

Got a nice man-hat on       [Roland ]

In a sort of pork-pie style       [P ]

Trimmed with steak and satin       [Roland ]

Quite rare       [P ]

Such a stylish statement       [Beefy ]

They had to clear the court       [(trad) ]

To wear       [P ]

Got a car or liner       [Beefy ]

To rove a thousand leagues       [Roland ]

From the noisy town of China       [Beefy ]

On Sea       [Roland ]

Cars on city pavements       [Beefy ]

They had to clear the court       [(trad) ]

Of ghee       [Beefy ]


Contributors: Roland, Ethetran, Beefy, Apsley, P, (trad).
Poem finished: 6th July 2004 by Apsley.