The Spoonbill Generator

Behind the grizzled pine       [Roland ]

A latent torment lurked       [Apsley ]

Unwilling to resign       [Roland ]

The burden that him irked       [Apsley ]

Unwilling to commute       [Roland ]

Or buy a birthday suit       [Beefy ]

Beyond the grizzled pine       [Roland ]

Where once there was but grass       [Beefy ]

We toed the party line       [Roland ]

And licked tha party arse       [Beefy ]

Unwilling to confess       [Roland ]

Our slimy e-address       [Apsley ]

Envoi       [Roland ]

If you'd avoid a fate condign       [Beefy ]

Don't tangle with the grizzled pine       [Roland ]