The Zimmer-frame Society
Emblematic? Regal? Or a waste of space,
The nose on Esmeralda's face
Aquiline? Aesthetic? Or a blob of dough,
Esmeralda's nose on show
But all I really want to do
All I really want to do
All I really want to do is be frank with you ...
Enigmatic? Riddle? Or a waste of time,
The key to Montmorency's crime
Is hidden in my underpants. But that, I think, you know
From Montmorency's glow
But all I really want to do
All I really want to do
All I really want to do is put a swift stop to this malarkey ...
Contributors: | Apsley, Pete, Roland, Beefy, (trad), F. |
Poem finished: | 14th July 2004 by Beefy. |