The Spoonbill Generator

Annie Lennox drove my car       [Apsley ]

All the way to Glasgow       [Karin ]

Parked outside a dingy bar       [Beefy ]

'cos she thought it was a Disco       [fastlady ]

Stepped inside and ordered beer       [Beefy ]

Cool and long and sexy       [Apsley ]

At the barmaid she did leer       [F ]

(She'd forgot her specs, see?)       [Roland ]

Annie Lennox left for home       [Beefy ]

With a crumpled trumpet       [Apsley ]

She also bore a hefty tome       [F ]

Full of all the local crumpet       [Apsley ]

Stepped inside and made the bed       [Maggie R ]

Crispy, creamy linen       [Beefy ]

Wrapped turban round her head       [Maggie R ]

And set herself to sinnin'       [Beefy ]

       [Apsley ]