The Spoonbill Generator

This encroachment, on my lawn,       [Apsley ]

Shan't cut short my ire's slumber       [asdf ]

From this moment - till the dawn -       [Apsley ]

I'll try to get your number       [F ]

And, when I've got it, you'll be called,       [Apsley ]

By day and eke at night       [Beefy ]

Until most epithets I've bawled       [Apsley ]

Are unsuitable to cite       [N ]