Carry No Weightlifters Aloft
When shopping for a pachyderm
Be sure to take a ruler
To estimate, when time permits
Her ring size for your jeweler
For should it prove a tad too tight
And put a strain upon her chest
You'll have PETA breathing down your neck
When searching for a prostitute
Be sure to take a ruler
To legislate, as monarchs do
When raking in the moolah
For should your grasp of law be slack
You'll have watchdogs leaping on your back
When trying on a pair of slacks
Be sure to take a ruler
Not just a shoddy plastic one
But one designed by Tula
For should the cool assistant sneer
You'll have a chance to whack his ear
Contributors: | Kansas Sam, Beefy, Roland, Apsley, F, (trad), dkb, N. |
Poem finished: | 26th August 2004 by Anon.. |