Culinary Experts Seldom Agree
Add some resin to the pulp, and deftly stir:
Seven times will do. If you prefer
Inverting of the pot will serve as well
If you can endure that toad-like smell...
If you cannot, take this simple tip:
Into each nostril place a lizard's lip
That in life had been acquainted with rat's fur.
Contributors: | Apsley, Roland, Beefy. |
Poem finished: | 7th September 2004 by Anon.. |