Cardigan Wildlife Artists
When chatty foils reappear
It's time to use Saran Wrap
And if that won't work Up Over here
Then Down Under there's a gap
when life scream so you can hear
thunder but never the clap.
'Tis then to take a long, long nap
when day clean so much you can smell
it's time to use paper wax
and if your rising cake just fell
it means you've been too far lax
So raise your case, as if to YELL
"I just sat on some tacks!"
They easily penetrated my slacks
When angry squealers gather round
It's time to snip their tails
And steel yourself against the sound
Of wag-less whiners' wails
Just bark, "Shut up!" and stand your ground
Until the tumult pales
It is a strategy that very seldom fails
| Contributors: | Kansas Sam, F, brook, Will H, asdf, Grayman, Beefy, Karin. |
| Poem finished: | 12th October 2004 by Kansas Sam. |