When Nagging Seem Treasonous
"Love me or leave me," my girlfriend remarked
As I sat there a-watching the game
But my mind was full of the duel in the park
And I couldn't remember her name
"Put up or shut up," my girlfriend exclaimed
As I'm swillin' a beer with my pals
Right in front of my buddies - she should be ashamed
Hey, she always hangs out with her gals!
"Use it or lose it," my cohorts derided
As she walked out a-slammin' the door
In her absence I found that my heart was decided:
With my magazines, who needs that bore!
| Contributors: | F, Beefy, fester, Evan, Kansas Sam, Ethetran. |
| Poem finished: | 14th October 2004 by F. |