Hittite Words Of Unforgiving
A gentleman of oriental character
Set forth upon a trek to Timbuktu
He had upon him seven silver pieces
And rode upon a tattered knock-kneed gnu
Across the loamy deserts did he roam
In search of Abdul's legendary hoard
Of crystal beans and cabbages of gold
Which in a djinni-guarded cave was stored
But sloe-eyed houris and a rajah blocked his path
Requiring him to pass a simple test
To scatter forth his coins upon the sand
Eager to continue on his quest,
He gladly paid the tithe and went his way
And came upon a caravan en route
With carpets, wine and spices from the East
And many rare and gladsome things to boot
They made him welcome, offered ale and sweetmeats
And he received them with a strange delight (trad)
He got the feeling they had met before
Long ago, on some perfumed Hittite night
They drank and talked away the twilight hours
At last, the peddler turned to him and said
"If you would penetrate the mystery
All demanding gods must go unfed"
Our gentleman of oriental sentiment
Appraised the koan and then abruptly leapt
Back on his gnu and headed for the dunes
Upon which angels but not clouds have wept
A mighty parch soon kindled on his palate
In the distance it seemed a lake appeared
But when he turned his steed in that direction
They found what they both gnu - and both well feared
The gates of hell had opened up before them
Without a trace of succour to be seen
The gnu began to stumble - stumble forward
The rider turned a vivid shade of green
And suddenly cried out, "Close, Sesame!"
And instantly, before his very eyes,
From water mist a djinni coelesced
And wrote in Arabic upon his knee
In fiery ink directions to his goal
But our gentleman of oriental 'suasion
Could scarce persuade his flagging mount to turn
And so, due to such a vexing situation
He clambered down and made his way afoot
And to this day he journeys, journeys onward
The moral of this tale is simply this:
Perseverance--yes, simply that one word
Contributors: | N, F, Beefy, Grayman, (trad), Kansas Sam. |
Poem finished: | 14th November 2004 by (trad). |