The Spoonbill Generator

Limblessly Effortless

Up here we no longer have a need . . . for thumbs       [Evan ]

But that doesn't mean we have swollen heads       [F ]

We've learned that we must take each day as it comes       [Beefy ]

And not fry our brain cells with unprescribed meds       [F ]

Up here we no longer have a need . . . for arms       [Beefy ]

For the Mountain's now come to Mohammed       [Evan ]

We've learned that we needn't be prey to old qualms       [Beefy ]

And our souls have been gracefully calm-ed       [Evan ]

Up here we no longer have a need...for toes       [F ]

But that doesn't mean that we can't get about       [Beefy ]

We've found that we shouldn't just dwell on our woes       [Evan ]

There's so many things we can get by without       [Beefy ]

Down here we no longer have a need . . . for teeth.       [will_h ]

For eating food is something we disdain       [F ]

We've found that in the depths of Underneath       [Beefy ]

Appetites in overdrive drive one insane       [F ]

Down here we no longer have a need . . . for hearts       [Beefy ]

(That doesn't mean we don't love one and all)       [F ]

We've learned that we don't need our fleshly parts       [Beefy ]

And thus never have to use a restroom stall       [F ]

Down here we no longer have a need . . . for eyes       [Beefy ]

Yet, that doesn't mean we can't have visions.       [will_h ]

We can plainly perceive that you're no prize       [F ]

Inviting you here was the worst of decisions       [TG ]


Contributors: Evan, F, Beefy, will_h, TG.
Poem finished: 24th December 2004 by F.