Home Schooling And No Bidets
Twice in one day! A rare delight
Yet were it thrice, I think I might
Accusèd be of wasting time
By mimicking a well-known mime
Ensnared within an unseen box
Who, lacking Seuss'es "Fox in Sox",
May come across as simply dumb
Adhering to a rule of thumb
That fools see things denied the wise
Yet cages oft from daydreams rise
And sometimes really nifty stuff
Can come to him who cries "Enough!"
Yet were I skipping down the lane
Instead of probing walls un-plain
I might have solved the mystery of
The Emperor's transparent glove
Which, held aloft for all to see,
Was greeted by the crowd with glee
While skeptics, monocled, would sneer
At visions wrought by gin, by beer
| Contributors: | TG, F, Beefy, Kansas Sam. |
| Poem finished: | 18th January 2005 by F. |