Trap For Attractive Babes
Could you possibly close your sweet mouth as you chew?
And refrain from picking your aquiline nose?
when the wind blew i suddenly knew
You're a fine one to talk, with your cigarette smoke
Inexplicably billowing out of your ears
Do you not see that everyone thinks you're a joke?
Would it be too much trouble to bathe once a week?
Spraying cheap scent all over just isn't enough
Me oh my, you appearance is bleak
You're a fine one to talk, with your skin breaking out
Sprouting white pustules, as mongrels sprout fleas
Such an oilysome scalp, it could do with a spout
Envoi
An envoi! - The last word is yours:
Babaloo
| Contributors: | Kansas Sam, F, Anca, Beefy, Achim, yoxi, Roland, asdf. |
| Poem finished: | 24th January 2005 by Surlaw. |