Puberty Before Breakfast
Chastising priests becomes a sport
When betting on the winner
Yet much amusement can be found
In concert with the sinner.
And, as a happy afterthought,
The devil can be drowned
Invoking Dis can cause alarm
When Norfolk's not your county
And those that answer to your call
Will snare you as their bounty:
Unless you wish to come to harm
Just learn to play the ball
Appearing drunk is always fun
When bosses through the pavement
Peer awkwardly and call your name
And ask what your mate Dave meant -
Tell them "Watch for number one!"
(That's usually the goalie)
Engender peace where e'er you go
Or else we'll punch your lights out
We're the good guys, so it's okay
Yes, fair play is turnabout
We want the evil folk to know
There are no shades of gray
Contributors: | Apsley, loaf, will_h, Beefy, Roland, Grayman, Evan, F. |
Poem finished: | 28th January 2005 by Beefy. |