Among Beanbags
So tell us, how many times have you
Wished for the courage to say what you meant
Oh, I would say but one time or two
The fact that I didn't, I deeply repent
And rue the day that Heaven sent
The girl with one left shoe
Her rightmost dog was a woofer (Arf!)
And was rabid (or so she informed me)
She bit me on my leftmost calf
And what proves me sick--it made me horny
Just like a cow - or is that corny?
If so, by just one-half
| Contributors: | F, Beefy, Kansas Sam. |
| Poem finished: | 15th February 2005 by Beefy. |