Nantucket Disappointment
There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose name I decline to reveal
And I thought that this was a limerick
Now I know how the Eskimos feel
Again, a young man from Nantucket
Whose wife never knew his true name
Would nonetheless answer to Jim or Rick
But never to Richar or Jame
That hapless young man from Nantucket
(Anonymous still he remains)
Whose wife rang a moniker-sleuth
Had always been frightened of trains
And so that young man from Nantucket
Fleeing wife and her dick, flew to Perth
En route, though, he reconsidered
To fend his fear; for a suitable berth
Farewell, then, young man from Nantucket
Who, with a grin, wiped off his chin
And for half a quid'd forswear the truth
That Mom called him "Phyllis" and "Jen"
| Contributors: | F, Roland, Beefy, Will H, Kansas Sam, TG, Helen Owly, Maybell. |
| Poem finished: | 16th February 2005 by F. |