Still, Inkpots Leave Stains
Will you be f***ing p***ed if I use asterisks?
My answer, my sweet, must clearly be "No"
There's a reason I like to view obelisks
Though my passion's resulted in several slipped discs
I still can't divest myself of my M.O.
Would I be failing or passed if I made myself clear?
I really must try to enunciate
There's a reason that fear is, itself, what I fear
I'm just so afraid to offend you, my dear,
That I come too early instead of too late
Would you prefer that I shilly and shally and sta-sta-sta-stammer?
What you will--if you heebie my jeebies
There's nothing that cannot be fixed with a hammer
Including the Brits who would rhyme here with 'drama'
Thus proving that in life there are no freebies
Envoi
Ahoy!
Contributors: | F, Beefy, Kansas Sam, Roland. |
Poem finished: | 21st February 2005 by Roland. |