The Spoonbill Generator

The Dutch maintain that any eye       [Roland ]

Which witnesses the dawn       [Beefy ]

Shall be blinded ere nightfall       [Apsley ]

Unless by end of morn       [TG ]

The soft landscape, the color(ed) sky       [Maybell ]

Shall flicker with the lightning's glow       [Beefy ]

Whilst I holler(ed), "Good-bye!"       [F ]

The French maintain that any man       [Beefy ]

Who utters 'sacre bleu'       [F ]

Shall be pummeled with bagels       [asdf ]

Unless the "droit de lieu"       [Beefy ]

Becomes a major hit at Cannes       [F ]

In which case, every bet is off       [Beefy ]

And we concoct another plan       [F ]