As Luck Would Habit
Strange transmissions - from the sun -
"I Love Lucy" - a brand new one!
Lead us to believe
That Ethel and Fred were granted reprieve
For God shows mercy, now and then,
To wacky neighbors (the least of men)
Please don't make me heave
Brand new missions - for the crew -
Where "Lost in Space" they catch the flu
On a distant star
The earthlings entrapped in a Mason jar
Await the coming of the Swarm
Of Doctors Smith, now suave and warm
How cool those movies are!
Lurid admissions - from Mr. Spock -
Caused watching Trekkies quite a shock
To have him confess
That he liked, now and then, to don a dress
And wander through the Enterprise
Under the lustful gaze of Jim Kirk's eyes
(Jim used to call him "Tess")
| Contributors: | Apsley, asdf, Beefy, Will H, P, Kansas Sam, F, TG, Karin. |
| Poem finished: | 26th March 2005 by will h. |