Highways, Byways, Afterthoughts
Kaleidoscopes in bronze and zinc
Colonoscopes in blue and pink
Reviled by kings of yore;
Their netherparts were rather sore
Yet Preparations A through G
Confounded by stupidity
Were readily applied to me
And postcards from the brink of hell
That urged Carrie Fisher to smell
The roses on the way
Their netherparts were somewhat grey
But, counting backwards 9 to 1,
Confounded by the lack of fun
I swiftly ate a currant-bun
| Contributors: | Roland, F, Helen Owly, Apsley, Chevalier. |
| Poem finished: | 11th July 2005 by Roland. |