The Spoonbill Generator

Blesséd fragrance, of the Nile,       [Apsley ]

Pent within this crystal phial       [Roland ]

By the mistress, with a smile       [Apsley ]

That betters Cleopatra       [Roland ]

Blesséd river, what a pong       [fester ]

Assails the nostril; what's gone wrong       [Roland ]

By the Arno, with a song?       [Apsley ]

Some ménage à quatre!       [Chevalier ]

Envoi       [Roland ]

If your nose you hope to please       [Apsley ]

Try elsewhere when moved to sneeze       [Roland ]

A kitchen full of empties       [Nigel Sly ]

A pocket full of fluff       [Chevalier ]

Enough!       [Roland ]