In Past Emporia
One for sorrow, two for fish
Three forsaken, four a wish
All in all, a waste of time
Is this pois'nous paradigm
Five's an otsrich, six a stoat
Seven seals the rowing-boat
In the harbour, at the quay
Such obnoxious obloquy
| Contributors: | dkb, Roland, Apsley. | 
| Poem finished: | 11th September 2005 by Apsley. |