Tossed From Hand To Elbow
Her incursions, from the North,
Would not have pleased the throne
Which promptly uttered letters forth
To claim it for their own
To claim it, for a nobler line,
That had not lived till now
That had not drunk a finer wine
Than issues from a sow
Her incursions, so say I,
Would scarce have pleased the King
Who might have told the Queen to lie
While hierophants took wing
To claim it, for their noble kin,
That stood as yet unborn
(Though not for want of venal sin)
Before the regal scorn
Her incursions, once again,
Would never have betrayed
Her kind intentions to the State
Had not her brother strayed
Beyond all bounds of harmony
Into the realms of gloom
Where Southern rebels take their tea
A' the Brink o' Doom
There, and there again, perhaps
Incursions count for naught
And any boundaries on our maps
Might not through war be wrought
To pacify the ne'er-do-well
Or beard him in his lair
With book and candle; with a bell
To light his greasy hair
And pacify such malcontents
As lurk athwart his fire
In plain affront to commonsense
And rules of sale and hire
And so it was that, later,
As Max Miller told a Tale,
The regal alligator
Drank a wide-rimmed glass of pale
The hierophants, in later times
Behind the iron sea,
Abandoned runes, forsook all rhymes
And chortled in their glee
Envoi
Blind oblivion's not our fate
So long as we procrastinate.
For, in the ruins of our realm,
There's none but I to take the helm
Contributors: | Apsley, Roland, Chevalier, Bex, [Keith Reid], Apsley Carrollish. |
Poem finished: | 14th September 2005 by Roland. |