The Spoonbill Generator

From Sparta to Spain       [Roland ]

I travailed 'twixt the twain       [Helen Owly ]

Using only the left-hand side of the brain       [loaf ]

With pressure on lobes       [Apsley ]

Discarding withered robes       [loaf ]

rotating like globes       [EarlPurple ]

Yet half-way across       [Roland ]

I derailed droves with dross       [Arnold the Sly Ape ]

My almighty loss       [Apsley ]