Unlikely Caretaker In Kansas
When Pinter won the Nobel Prize
Poor Oedipus lost three more eyes
And left his semen in meat pies
(oh, feckless!)
When Pinto lost the tankard suit
Griselda took a withered root
And Berry's seat-belt point was moot
(quite reckless!)
When Pimrod won the shouting match
That spelt the end of Colney Hatch
A brigand swiped his Evra patch
(Consider!)
Contributors: | Roland, Arnold the Sly Ape, Apsley. |
Poem finished: | 16th October 2005 by Arnold the Sly Ape. |