The Spoonbill Generator

So much nicer now       [Roland ]

That Harry has left his Bar       [Apsley ]

The swine has left the sow       [Roland ]

The mood has left the cow       [Arnold the Sly Ape ]

So much nicer now       [(trad) ]

That Chip has left his Dale       [Arnold the Sly Ape ]

The villain left his vow       [Roland ]

The hairpiece left his Frau       [Arnold the Sly Ape ]

So ecstatic when       [Apsley ]

The overture begins       [Roland ]

The hamster counts his sins       [Apsley ]

And needles all the pins       [loaf ]

So ecstatic when       [Apsley ]

The undertaker grins       [loaf ]

The poet Sits 'n Spins       [Arnold the Sly Ape ]

Until the loser wins       [Streeb ]

In Conclusion:       [Apsley ]

If others had not been foolish       [W Blake ]

We would have been far less ghoulish       [Apsley ]