The Spoonbill Generator

With sorghum, millet, rice and oats       [loaf ]

You can make some bilious goats       [Apsley ]

With sorghum, millet, oats and rice       [loaf ]

Pancakes three can be made nice       [Apsley ]

Yet take the millet out       [loaf ]

Feed it to a trout?       [Apsley ]

Omit the sorghum bland       [loaf ]

Divided houses stand       [Arnold the Sly Ape ]

Fling out those oats impure       [loaf ]

And Joy you will ensure       [Apsley ]

Replace the rice with sleet       [loaf ]

And ruin will be fleet:       [Apsley ]

Envoi       [loaf ]

With whiskey, vodka, beer, and gin       [Arnold the Sly Ape ]

The extra 'e' shows Where You've Been!       [Apsley ]