The Spoonbill Generator

Sunk by the Spanish Amanda       [loaf ]

Dumped on her Roman veranda       [Kansas Sam ]

And mauled by an oversexed panda       [F ]

You can see why I cry in this beer       [Kansas Sam ]

Lost without hope of direction       [Chevalier ]

Unable to get an erection       [F ]

Once collagen got its injection       [Kansas Sam ]

You can see why my co-workers sneer       [F ]

Jacques, would you dive such a wreck?       [Kansas Sam ]

Cousteauing all over her deck?       [F ]

Not for a king's ransom, by 'eck       [Chevalier ]

You can see why I'd jump off a pier       [F ]

Envoi       [loaf ]

Lucky at cards, unlucky in love       [Chevalier ]

As I teeter on edge, someone give me a shove       [F ]