It Seems Pointless To Polka
Handel's Croatian
Made me belch despite my ev'ry effort
Alleluya!
Bach's Cassata
Caused other body functions to erupt
How peculiar.
Mozart's Lumbago
Kept me in bed for nearly seven days
Dis-concerting
Beethoven's Quarrel
Had concert-goers exchanging gunfire
Ludwig's hurting
Contributors: | loaf, Kansas Sam, Chevalier, F. |
Poem finished: | 19th January 2006 by loaf. |