Tithes Before Flamingos
If heebie has jeebies and hocus has pocus
Let's head for the heartland and try hard to focus
It's easy to finish, it's harder to start
When the harem has scarem and Yin Yang's apart
Though mumbo has jumbo and hari has kari
when gravity leaves us no burden we'll carry
When hurly is burly, we ask will voo doo
Loudly hanky and panky play who's in who
Now tinky has winky and crow has dow
The Boob Tube we're watching - with little to show
For itty has bitty and it's hunky dory
Yet sing-song can't 'splain us why Connie has Maury
No face has a place in the declining human race
We'll part broken-hearted, no trace of embrace
So let's huff and puff and then teeter-totter
When the heebie and jeebies are too old to totter
| Contributors: | F, Chevalier, Jeff Foster, Helen Owly, Brenault, Luke W (BlueField), Kansas Sam, Drayce, Barry Foster. |
| Poem finished: | 14th February 2006 by F. |