Eating The Accountants Until Babbage Leaves
How we wonder, how we wonder
Which: to pillage, burn, or plunder?
Whether 'rape' should grace our list
'Pre' or 'post' we Three get pissed?
What gets broken, what gets broken
When a vow is left unspoken?
Whether heart or whether head
Lies, split in two, beneath the bed.
Where is Peter, where is Peter
With that hoary woman-beater?
Weather-proof or sodden through
Yank his udder and he'll moo
Where went Fester, where went Fester
In his indigo sou'wester?
Whether he will show again
I'd like to give him back his pen
| Contributors: | (RT), Kansas Sam, loaf, Helen Owly, Barry Foster, Chevalier, Apsley, F, jm. |
| Poem finished: | 16th February 2006 by F. |