The Spoonbill Generator

Call your mother now and then       [F ]

A nincompoop, a whore       [loaf ]

Inform her that she wrecked your life       [F ]

And squeal to Michael Moore       [Kansas Sam ]

Tell him about victims and strife       [Brenault ]

Then leave this all for a lesbian life       [Dyke Buster ]

Her riposte, if framed in words       [loaf ]

A squanderer, a slug       [Helen Owly ]

Inform you that the time is past       [loaf ]

And love is not the drug       [Chevalier ]

Tell him about victims and strife       [(trad) ]

Then leave this all for a celluoid life       [Kansas Sam ]