To Dissuade Potential Consumers
You claim that you've heard it before
That nothing's new under the sun
The drill is a bit of a bore
And the wife is a bit of a nun
But the nun is a bit of all right
And the rite can in no way be wrong
And the minder is far out of sight
Yet the site is entirely mine, dear.
And summer is sure to be long
You claim that you've known it for years
You're not feeling over the moon
Your liver's quelled too many beers
And the bier will be calling you soon
But soon you'll be calling for more
And the moral is only too plain
If you don't learn from what's gone before
The regrets are entirely thine, dear:
And you'll do it all over again
Contributors: | loaf, Chevalier, Kansas Sam, will h. |
Poem finished: | 29th March 2006 by loaf. |