Men Without Equations
Are you prepared to reveal
The tickler behind your new zeal
That stings your remorse
And fuels your divorce
And stymies your right to appeal?
Are you prepared to disclose
The tickling between your twelve toes
That blinds you with rage
And rattles your cage
And gives great relief to your foes?
Are you intent on your plan
To tickle your way through Japan?
Will feathers and fluff
And kinkier stuff
Keep you out of the thrall of The Man?
No! These are secrets sublime!
Too mystic for limerick rhyme!
I shall never disclose
Not in verse nor in prose
Just how I committed the crime
| Contributors: | loaf, Kansas Sam, Chevalier, ethetran, Nym. |
| Poem finished: | 15th May 2006 by loaf. |