The Spoonbill Generator

Catch 22       [(trad) ]

Then fry them, well       [Apsley ]

Portnoy's Complaint       [(trad) ]

Of fishy smell       [asdf ]

She Stoops to Conquer       [(trad) ]

And to quell       [Apsley ]

The Aerodrome       [loaf ]

Where many fell       [Apsley ]

The Bat Tattoo       [loaf ]

Is slow to sell       [Apsley ]

Envoi       [loaf ]

Titles fester on the shelf       [Apsley ]

Write the second line yourself       [loaf ]