Mute Soup And Memory Faded
I met a man whose nose extended
Halfway to the moon
He'd always hoped to get it mended
And its future growth suspended
But always it was "one day, soon".
I met a girl whose ear was bitten
Half off by her cat
Who, truth be told, was somewhat smitten
With Sir Lloyd-Webber, since he'd written
Those "Cats" songs that she meows in scat
I met a tyke whose trike rear-ended
Bang! into a tank
Its Howitzer seemed quite offended
The outcome was quite unintended
Mom knew not which rig to thank
I met a wonk whose book was written
Half in Old Chinese
It was a bio of his kitten
Which inspired a famous sit-in
Where oft was heard "Some more wine, please"
| Contributors: | Nym, F, will h, Kansas Sam, Chevalier. |
| Poem finished: | 24th May 2006 by F. |